Here’s where the special stories are kept:

My story “Meat 2” is in the anthology “Slipstream City,” available for a mere .99 dollars on Amazon.com

If you want to pay for the ebook version of my short story, “Plants and Animals” you can do so at Amazon.com. It’s like a buck ninety nine, so why not?

For no money at all:

Kicks is accessible by clicking that image that looks like an explosion. It’s a longish story for a special issue of Sporkpress wherein each writer was asked to produce the middle of a non-existent novel.

Crotchcrust is about feeling better when your name hurts you.

When God Came Back I Became Alone: Being a reporter is hard when an omniscient deity is President of the United States.

Plants and Animals: Joe’s chronic pain doesn’t stop him from being friends with an oak tree.

Secret Cool: When Cassie and I developed our own language we shared it with everyone at school…

Fucking Your Girlfriend Three Ways: Richard, right now I am fucking Rachel…

900 Foot Jesus Plus Death Rays: The idea to make the 900 foot Jesus thing came to me the day that I perfected the technique that arrested the development of Blatella germanica (the common cockroach) at the larval stage…

Sole Survivor: I have a horrible tendency to be the last person left alive…

Cool: I received my assignment, and am convinced that there has been a terrible error: I have been placed as a student in Mrs. Brown’s third grade class in room I-241, with recess at 12:00 every day…

The Exam: Children flood the halls and hide under desks, crawl along the floor and touch themselves in the closet. It’s test day…