"Barbarian Sword!" by James DiGiovanna, PhD
	Part 1: Barbarian! Barbarian sees Large Breast Woman. Bad Man is menace to Large Breast Woman! Barbarian sword hits Bad Man dead. Large Breast Woman tells story: Large Breast Woman’s father sold Large Breast Woman to Evil King. Bad Man is employee of Evil King. Barbarian: Evil King angry with Barbarian? Large Breast Woman: Yes! Barbarian and Large Breast Woman flee to icy north. Part 2: Castle for Evil King! Evil King: Where is Large Breast Woman?! Obsequious Man: Sorry! Sorry! Large Breast Woman captured by Barbarian! Evil King (to Soldier Men): Kill Obsequious Man! Obsequious Man: No! No! (dies) Evil King: Now kill Barbarian and bring Large Breast Woman! Soldier Men: Yes sir! Part 3: Icy North! Barbarian and Large Breast Woman are wearing dead animal fur. Crunch in the snow tells Barbarian: Soldiers! Soldier Men: Give us Large Breast Woman, also, die! Barbarian: No. Barbarian sword kills soldiers! Last Living Soldier Man: Don’t kill me. Barbarian: Where is Evil King? Last Living Soldier Man: In big castle. Barbarian: Ok, die. Barbarian and Large Breast Woman go to big castle! Part 4: Battle! Castle guard person: No coming in. Barbarian sword kills castle guard person. More castle guard persons come, but Barbarian makes them die. Barbarian: You die now Evil King! Evil King: To me, my guards! Silence of no guards alive. Evil King: Aaaaah! (dies) Barbarian sits on throne, Large Breast Woman next to him. The End. Coming soon: Volume II: Barbarian King! Return to Spoonbot