Glorp 2: The Blurgeoning
Timmy! Timmy! Timmy!
Puppy of Pooping, Puppy of Love
Mr. Magical’s Phantasmagorical Suitcase Bombatorium
In The Company of Strange Ears
The Unbearable Lightness of Santa Claus
Citizen Kang
How The West Was Vilified
Rabbi Goldberg and the Pixelated Pixies of Goober Town
Samsung: The Motion Picture

1. Do everything in chronological order.
2. Be more nasty and brutish, less short.
3. No more responding when Oprah Winfrey texts me a dick pic.
4. Use every part of the buffalo.