Facebook Apocalypse Team
Wednesday, August 24th, 2011
Go to your profile. Look to your left. First 7 friends are your Facebook Apocalypse Team:
The one who reposts every meme:
Painfully self-absorbed status updates that no one responds to:
Right winger who replies exclusively with short ad hominems:
Constantly links to The Onion:
Embarrassing high school friend who posts 80s song lyrics:
Keeps you updated on every detail of infant’s digestive life:
Only posts on Facebook because McSweeney’s won’t accept his/her submissions: