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Names for Numbers

-13: A Greek Fortnight
0: An Irish Dozen
1: The Big Boner Number
2: A Couple
3: Airtight
Pi: Guy
4: Condoleeza
5: An Australian Double Date
6: Stan, or “the dude”
7: An Agent’s Dozen
8 : Double Nugget
9: The Big Wave
10: The Beer Can (when you receive a blank stare upon using this, follow it up with “you know, the flip top…”)
11: A Swiss Dozen
12: a Dozen
12.3: A Stevedore’s Dozen
13: A Baker’s Dozen
14: A Young Furry
15: A Semi-legal
16: An Irish Six Pack
17: Selwyn, the Naughtiest Prime
18: A Miller’s Dozen
19: Truth
20: A Pack or A Winston
21: A Snorkum ( “General Ellsworth approached Moctezuma’s Tomb with a snorkum of young, virile soldiers”)
22: A Bitch (Often heard in Vegas, “Oh, I’m so sorry. That’s a bitch, eh?”)
23: 22
24: A Bi-dozen
25: A Fin and a Saw
26: Peak Fertility
27: A Goodly Pound
28: A Blossom
29: A Chase (in certain Arabic scripts the nine appears to be chasing a fleeing
two)
30: A Tit
31: 30 up
32: A Bolivian Minute
33: Third Street
34: Skirt
35: The Nuts
36: Trippy Twelve
37: A Gambol
38: A Nangel
39: A Longfoot
40: A Viola
41: A Cougar
42: A Mathematical Dozen
43: A Cock’s Crow
44: A Grossminuscentury
45: Sake’s Alive, It’s Forty Five!
46: A Holy Trooper
47: This Number Unfair To Women
48: A Kunty Kate
49: A Log Fire
50: A Cincule
59: The Number Formerly Known as 47
60: Jesus Christ (just give him the Jesus Christ and let’s get the fuck out of here!…This monthly Jesus Christ is killing me!)
66: A Rack (she’s got a nice 66 on her!)
74: Squack
77: Scotsman’s Knees
80: A Graffenberg
99: Mouth Crazy
100: A Good Buddy
101: A Bulgarian Century
143: A Banker’s Gross
144: Gross
145: A Fat Gross
801: A Shitload
1134: A Finnegan’s Century