At The Dirigible Store
-Do you have any dirigibles for sale?
-Our dirigibles have all fermented. Perhaps you would like some airplane glue? It is thematically related, and of lower cost.
-Thank you; one trip is as good as another.
As You Are Being Assaulted
-Unhand me, and explain the purpose of this intrusion!
-You have trespassed upon territory assimilated to my gang, clique or social group. As such, your bruising is warranted.
-This logic fails to impress me, though your girth is indicative of violence.
-My mother, she substituted food for love.
At The Pubic Hair Waxing Establishment
-I cannot decide on proper hirsuteness for my groin and genital region. What is customary in the holiday season here?
-Not prone to moderation, our people oscillate between rainforest-like luxuriance and infantile absence of follicles.
-For my particular pudendum, how would taste dictate?
-In your case, the beauty so overwhelms that coiffure would be as a gilding upon some musky-scented lily.
During The Revolutionary Overthrow of the Government
-Are these gunshots of low caliber, and frequent?
-In either case, were I an emissary of the running dog imperialists, as your trousers indicate you to be, I would flee to the safety of my embassy or personal guard.
-What of souvenirs of the event?
-They may be purchased from our website, pending successful appointment of a junta.