Dream Wedding #1
Darling,
I have planned our wedding, and it is both intimate and epic.
We start on home plate, in our fur-suits, surrounded by dying whales. The bridesmaids play infield positions, the groomsmen outfield positions. The officiant, a Dick Cheney impersonator, is on the mound. He approaches us (the “pitch”) and we realize that he’s a trained bear. We’re already wearing rings, but a hobbit comes up, bites off our ring fingers, and dives into a volcano. Then everyone gets on an Amtrak train as a chorus of civil war re-enactors sing a medley of Elton John songs.
I know I’m forgetting something. Like: what’s your name? Who the fuck are you? Did we meet 15 years ago or something?
I know this is going to be perfect.
Love,
Me
May 2nd, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Perfect.
November 13th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Can I be the worst man?
October 1st, 2014 at 5:58 am
fresh Boy Sperm
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