More Items from the English/Latverian Phrase Book
7. Asking directions
-Which way to enlightened self-awareness?
-Through the love of others, if the ancients are not unreliable.
-Such matters are cloudy, but your form is voluptuous.
-I thank you for the compliment by consenting to amorous activity.
-I have been misunderstood, but am glad for it!
8. Emergency Assistance
-I require aid! My person has been approached undesirably!
-Do you prefer a legal or a medical remedy?
-What is the cost differential?
-It is a package deal.
-Sold!
9. Flirting!
-Your local haberdasheries reek of herring.
-Thank you, I find your diction exotic, and what is exotic arouses.
-This is true. Studies have verified it.
-I propose we commence acts preparatory to lovemaking.
-You have my concurrence.
10. Dieting:
-I’d like to enjoy your national cuisine without risk of infection or obesity.
-I can only vouch for the former; we are a large people, but happy.
-Nonetheless, do you have offerings for those fleeing corpulence?
-Such concerns are Western, I assure you. Here, amplitude of flesh signifies liberality of spirit.
11. At the fishmongers
-Do you have any anchovies?
-My regret is absolute: our anchovies have been tarnished.
-Then it is best that their ingestion remain unrealized.