Irish Jokes You Can Tell While Visiting Ireland
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. The Irish shine with a literary and spiritual brilliance so bright they have no need of earthly illumination.
What do you call an Irish terrorist?
No one knows, since no Irishman would commit a cowardly and vile act like terrorism. The Irish, though, will not back down from the fight for freedom, no matter where that fight takes them. They’re just that brave and virtuous.
Two Irishmen walk into a bar. After consuming a reasonable amount of alcohol, in line with that shown to increase longevity and arterial health, they clap each other warmly on the shoulder and return home to their wives, who, like all Irish woman, are not only beautiful, but also wise and good.
What’s an Irish seven course meal?
It could be anything, because the Irish have adopted the culinary traditions of myriad cultures. But at its finest, it will include a perfectly boiled potato, the likes of which are unknown outside the gleaming shores of Eire.
June 26th, 2010 at 2:33 am
Hey! That was great man. Mind if I share a dumb joke with ya? I know it’s kinda dumb, but oh well. Ok, What do you call a louisiana bear? Hebert! Get it? Likely not. I guess it’s just a Louisiana joke. I’ve been watching for jokes and pranks online all day man. The funniest one I found were kinda weird, but it seems like they are the best. I like all blond jokes too. I found some really wild prank calls on youtube. Just search “prank phone calls” on there and that should keep you busy for like a day alone! I even found a place that tells you how to make your own stink bombs . I haven’t tried it yet, but I want to if my momma will let me. So what makes you smile the most? Do you like that show Jackass? Knoxville is so funny! Well thanks for the laughs. I had fun!
March 9th, 2014 at 5:16 pm
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