Is It Vegan?
Try to figure out if the following things are vegan or not:
1. Borrowing money from a lemur.
2. Helping a Republican to feel good about himself.
3. Eating Cheetos without permission.
4. Masturbating while thinking of a lion.
(answers: 1. No!; 2. No!; 3. Only during wartime; 4. Depends on which hand you use.)
November 20th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
Republicans ALWAYS feel good about themselves.
November 23rd, 2007 at 9:50 pm
That’s because they have monkey slaves who make them giant hero sandwiches and martinis. It’s soothing, but obviously a violation of basic vegan principles.