Farewell To The ArtCards
The artcards are in the mail. If you participated, you’ll get yours shortly. If you didn’t, you’ll never get one for as long as you live, and it’ll haunt you, and then, on your death bed, you’ll feel like you’re just about ready to forgive yourself, and it won’t matter, because your whole life will have been wasted in regret and despair. ArtCard says: forgiveness is for the weak. Here’s a last one to hammer that message home, loser:
February 10th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
It’s lovely.
February 11th, 2009 at 3:30 am
The combination of gardening and Dios De Los Muertos makes me think that this art card was designed by somebody Hungarian.
February 12th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Forgiveness is not for the weak.
February 12th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Nor is irony for the slow.
February 13th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Looking forward to seeing the entries!
Curiosity is not for the impatient. (Does that even work?)
February 14th, 2009 at 5:44 am
Nor is oversensitivity for the admin.
July 21st, 2017 at 3:08 am
I had to stop reading after the first paragraph and say YES. I texted my sister while they were in the hotel bed together and said, “tell me again that they are straight.”