Postcards To And From The Famous
John,
Thanks for your crappy campaigning; now I’ve got four years of job security in a recession, and it’s a bitchin’ job! Hey, you know what we call you around here? “Sea foam.” Because you’re white and washed up.
Love,
Barack
Dear Jesus,
Sorry about the piss thing. I know you’re more of a scat guy.
Best wishes,
Andres Serrano
Condi,
I miss you so much. No one here lets me play with any of the model airplanes, and they told me I can only go for walks if I eat all my desert. I hate it here! Hate it hate it hate!
XXOO,
George
Lucifer,
My apologies on the outcome of our last co-operative venture. I take all the blame, and will report for sodomy by demon-goats tomorrow at noon, as you requested.
Your faithful servant,
William Kristol
Dear Britney Spears,
I am your biggest fan ever! 4evah! Please please please send me a birthday card. I am a special child and cannot get out of my wheelchair but I “dance” to your music and watch Britney & Kevin: Chaotic on my DVD player that I got with money from a special book that I wrote by myself! Please send me a card!
Love!
Stephen Hawking
February 7th, 2009 at 10:37 am
Dear Sir,
It has come to my attention that you are publishing letters supposedly written by me to Britney Spears. This is slander as I would never say any of those things. Britney & Kevin: Chaotic was a horrible movie. Crossroads, on the other hand, was an excellent film that I watch at least once a week. And what’s all this nonsense about me wanting a card from her? When I write letters to Britney Spears I only ask for one thing: handjobs.
Sincerely,
Stephen Hawking
February 11th, 2009 at 3:28 am
Dear Craven Moorehead,
You say you want more? Well guess what I say to that!
–Heywood Jablome
April 12th, 2009 at 1:39 am
a think britney is really cool apart from wen she shaved her hed she must of been in denial* cant think of some-one shavin there hed just for charity a wudnt do to save ma life a luv ma hair lol anyway a think her songs aare mint love ya
May 10th, 2017 at 6:36 pm
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