Last Chance ArtCard
This artcard, which arrives only 8 days prior to the annual Sending Out Of The Return ArtCards, that glorious spring-time event which occurs in winter and makes swallows leave Capistrano for good, was difficult to scan. That’s because it exists not merely in one, nor simply in two, but in three of the currently known 14 dimensions. Thus, it’s a little blurry. But then, so is our national self-image, and to some, that’s a positive thing.
Also, and notably, this ArtCard is by a former Pennsylvanian who has the mutant gene on chromosome 4 which causes a change in the MCR1 protein that leads to unusual follicular pigmentation. No claim is made as to the biological superiority of such people, but clearly it would be wrong to count them as shiftless and prone to knife-wielding, though such is their stereotype.
January 22nd, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Good work!
January 24th, 2009 at 6:26 am
Mr. Miyagi’s tree got thrown off a cliff.
I cried.
January 29th, 2009 at 7:40 am
I like 3D.
And now, having written that, I think “3D” looks like some sort of weird smiley. Is that breasts over a large tummy? Or someone smiling with their large eyelids shut?
February 1st, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Many Happy Speical Art Card!
February 2nd, 2009 at 6:03 pm
3D looks like breasts being lowered into a wash basin, for a “breast cleansing.”
If you look at it the other way, it looks like a winter cap being lowered onto the top of a fuzzy animal’s head.
February 5th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
When does the next round of art cards start?
I think Spoonbot should change the art card project to the “art banana” project. The catch is that you have to do art on a banana, and send it in. After several weeks, somebody else’s art banana will be sent to you.
Let’s do it!
July 4th, 2017 at 8:58 pm
These buy gucci bags are astounding. I use the cleaning soultions to stop stains.