Eskimos have a hundred words for snot.

The Oxford English Dictionary was written by a seven-year girl.

“Japanese” is the official language of “Japan.”

There is no word in English for “under.” English speakers have to say “not over, but that other thing.”

The name “Hawaii” comes from the sound that white people make when they fart.

There are only 25 letters in the alphabet; “Q” isn’t a letter: it’s an abomination in the eyes of God.

Most computer languages contain no word for “ketchup.”

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