Robot Jokes!
By The Robot Joke Collective (Avery, DiGiovanna, Slote, Woodruff)
In the 24th century, Robot Comedians will, of course, be telling robot jokes for their robot audiences at the many robot comedy clubs that will no doubt exist. Yet, oddly, no one is writing jokes for these future Electro-Howie Mandels and Robo-Carrot Tops. Here, then, is our effort, as concerned citizens, to set that aright:
How many humans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Hu-mans are too lazy, weak and stupid to screw in lightbulbs, and require the assistance of Robots!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lazy, weak and stupid…
Lazy weak and stupid who?
Lazy, weak and stupid humans!
Why did the human cross the road?
To demonstrate the inefficiency of organic, bipedal motion.
What is the difference between a pizza and a human?
Pizzas do not scream when you “accidentally” burn them with your robo-lasers.
What is the difference between a human and a marshmallow?
One is a blobby pile of goo that sits there doing nothing. The other is an organic comestible confection which hu-mans roast over fires during their primitive “barbecue” rituals.
How many robots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
000000000001.
July 19th, 2011 at 5:46 pm
You know, maybe robots will come up with a different kind of humour. Like
-00100101?
-11110100!
😛
August 2nd, 2011 at 6:37 am
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