Corrections
In last week’s issue of Spoonbot, we mistakenly stated that Ruth Bader Ginsburg had been a “crack whore” in south Philadelphia during the 1960s. “Crack” was not popularized until the 1980s, thus making this story unlikely, at best. Further, we misspelled the vice president’s name: it is “Richard Bruce Cheney,” not “Dickie Von Suckmeboy.” Also, we implied that Barack Obama had once healed a man of leprosy and had caused a deceased child to be raised from the dead. We cannot substantiate these stories, and thus retract them. Finally, we were incorrect in claiming that gay marriage was a threat to conventional marriage. It is not, and if our error in any way caused hardship for those living in California, we apologize.