by James DiGiovanna, PhD

Chapter 3: Icy North!

Barbarian and Large Breast Woman are wearing dead animal fur. Crunching sound in the snow tells Barbarian: Soldiers!

Soldier Men: Give us Large Breast Woman, also, die!

Barbarian: No.

Barbarian sword kills soldiers!

Last Living Soldier Man: Don’t kill me.

Barbarian: Where is Evil King?

Last Living Soldier Man: In big castle.

Barbarian: Ok, die.

Barbarian and Large Breast Woman go to big castle!

Next: Chapter 4: Battle!